Christmas Decorating Is No Joke

I don’t know how my mom did this for so long.

Yes, that’s a pumpkin in the back. I’m working on it.

I always pictured my first Christmas with my boyfriend would be spent at his parents’ sprawling house, which is across the street from what used to be a golf course where hundreds of geese hang out during the middle of their migration. I have no idea what his parents’ Christmas decoration situation is like, but I always pictured it…