Stop Asking Me To Go To Your Election Watch Party

I’m not a sadist.

I can’t believe I have to say this but: For the love of God, do not invite me to your “fun” or “community-building” election watch parties. I don’t care about commerisating or celebrating together, when being together is so fraught right now. Nor do I think watching the future of our country unfold on live television is particularly entertaining.